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Volume 1977 Issue Number 2
5-1122
Regina Police on the Defensive
Incompetence, or Cover-up?
KISS THE CLUB!
By Peter Paul Weseli
Myron Teflon Brubakers lead-filled billyclub that filled Reginas streets with so much innocent blood has come its grisly full circle a horrified medical examiner found last night. This reporter was on the scene, despite police brutality, in the dank and macabre confines of the Regina Police Morgue when the gory weapon was found stuffed down the late bully cops throat. Ace news photographer Arthur Weseli had his camera destroyed by Reginas finest in a desperate attempt to suppress the shocking truth.
Police sources reveal the list of suspects who threatened to stuff (See CLUB, Page4)REGENT ENDS BAD COPS REIGN OF TERROR
Staff
The Tattler has learned the Regent Corina Ling-Raleighs fresh breath of reform is credited with forcing out the late Myron Brubaker, Reginas most corrupt cop, by early retirement informed sources said. These same sources cite speculation about the depth of the police purge the Regent is considering. One can only wonder how far the Reform Regent will go with these long overdue efforts.
The staff of the Tattler can only hope she will come to the defense of the peoples right to know.
POLICE DENY USING TATTLERS PSYCHIC TO FIND BAD COPS KILLER
By A.C. Hardaway
Chadworth, the psychic the Zhodani could not find, confirmed today he has forwarded to the commander of the bogged down investigation of Brubakers grisly murder a pyschic description of the killer. Regina police refused to answer questions about the help Chadworth has given them. In this exclusive article he reveals all for Tattler readers.
The killer is a tortured soul, Chadworth declared sadly. His inner fury is hidden by a more ordinary exterior, that could pass by on the street and not be noticed. When they are found out some of their friends will not know they were the killer.
This is not the first time the police have refused to acknowledge the contribution of the Tattler's renowned expert in forensic parapsychology. Chadworth once again declines to sink the level of his detractors, calling it "unkind to speak ill of individuals whose limited mental capacity is not of their making."
The Tattler respects Chadworth's position, and leaves the conclusions to the public, which is as aware of Chadworth's impressive record as they are of the self-policing record of Regina P. D.
Personals
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