Tattler Issue 3

A Regina NewsFax published by the Cole Group.

Volume 1977 Issue Number 3 6-1122

Glowing Monster Seen on Level 19!

Terrified Regina Starport Authority workers chased off by 7 metre long luminous creature.

“It was fast”, said Bob Tanner, a welder for RSA. “One second we were alone, then this thing had uncoiled off the old secondary spar and rippled down the primary air vent for 20 before our tools hit the floor. It flipped a 2 ton grille like a rottweiler through a doggie door. "
Regina S.A. Has denied for years the tales of horrors dwelling just hundreds of metres below Up Port’s vulnerable population.
The Tattler’s own xeno-crypto-zoologist, Taylor O’Rourke will be heading into the depths of our station for more information about this creature.
Any reader wishing to report a sighting or other contact with the creature should contact Dr. O'Rourke by sending email to orourke@tattler.org.

Mercenaries Ambushed!!

Landing Strip

“Teflon” Brubaker’s sawed-off shotgun has turned up with smoking barrels at the blood-soaked crime scene where two of the notorious Satan’s Slammers died in a spray of lead. Sources close to the Medical Examiner’s office tell the Tattler both mercs had their spines shattered by buckshot.
This is just the latest in the string of violent deaths of the scum of Regina. Is this a coincidence? A case of “divine judgement”? Or the actions of some sort of vigilante? Is there a “Regina Avenger”??
Tukera Lines has decided not to take punitive action against a flight attendant after her actions upon docking at Regina Up Port.
Andrea O'Neill, 31, "lost a bet" about whether the liner would dock on time, and paid off her wager by stripping down to her panties, shoes, a "loose-hanging safety waistcoat" and a pilot's hat, and running a lap around the docking area.

Tukera officials were at first aghast, but then enjoyed the good publicity over the flight crew's dedication to arriving on time. "I guess we ought to take our hats off to her -- but nothing else -- for such wonderful exposure of our brilliant time-keeping," a Tukera Lines spokesman said.

Volume 1977 Issue Number 3	6-1122
Glowing Monster Seen on Level 19! Terrified Regina Starport Authority workers chased off by 7 metre long luminous creature.
“It was fast”, said Bob Tanner, a welder for RSA. “One second we were alone, then this thing had uncoiled off the old secondary spar and rippled down the primary air vent for 20 before our tools hit the floor. It flipped a 2 ton grille like a rottweiler through a doggie door. " Regina S.A. Has denied for years the tales of horrors dwelling just hundreds of metres below Up Port’s vulnerable population.	The Tattler’s own xeno-crypto-zoologist, Taylor O’Rourke will be heading into the depths of our station for more information about this creature. Any reader wishing to report a sighting or other contact with the creature should contact Dr. O'Rourke by sending email to orourke@tattler.org.

Mercenaries Ambushed!!	Landing Strip
“Teflon” Brubaker’s sawed-off shotgun has turned up with smoking barrels at the blood-soaked crime scene where two of the notorious Satan’s Slammers died in a spray of lead. Sources close to the Medical Examiner’s office tell the Tattler both mercs had their spines shattered by buckshot. This is just the latest in the string of violent deaths of the scum of Regina. Is this a coincidence? A case of “divine judgement”? Or the actions of some sort of vigilante? Is there a “Regina Avenger”??	Tukera Lines has decided not to take punitive action against a flight attendant after her actions upon docking at Regina Up Port. Andrea O'Neill, 31, "lost a bet" about whether the liner would dock on time, and paid off her wager by stripping down to her panties, shoes, a "loose-hanging safety waistcoat" and a pilot's hat, and running a lap around the docking area. Tukera officials were at first aghast, but then enjoyed the good publicity over the flight crew's dedication to arriving on time. "I guess we ought to take our hats off to her -- but nothing else -- for such wonderful exposure of our brilliant time-keeping," a Tukera Lines spokesman said.