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Tattler readers will remember it was the Tattler that first discovered the curvaceous Carrie Turnbo. Carrie was the Tattler’s Sixday Page Two Girl for several months before signing with Jenghe Rescue. Rumors floating around the set of JR say Cummins met his future star while doing a publicity visit to the Tattler last year and signed her when Amber Daystrom left at the end of last season.
Volume 1977 Issue Number 13
90-1122
DR. TAYLOR O’ROURKE FOUND ALIVE ON REGINA!
A pair of nauga wranglers yesterday found the encased form of the Tattler’s own xeno-crypto-zoologist, Taylor O’Rourke. Authorities were able to revive Dr. O’Rourke after a twelve hour procedure to remove the translucent yellow substance that covered the intrepid researcher. Officials confiscated all the hyper-amber claiming it presented a “possible bio-hazard”. Dr. O’Rourke and the Tattler’s legal staff have been unable to obtain the chemical reports about the hyper-amber’s composition.
The Tattler was able to recover several flat pictures from the reserve camera Dr. Taylor was carrying on level 17 when she was attacked by the glowing monster. Using our patented photo enhancement techniques the Tattler was able to recover the exclusive images seen on Page Two. The plucky Dr. Taylor is recovering at Regina Medical Center.
Chadworth Proven Right Again!
The Tattler’s own psychic extraordinaire, The Amazing Chadworth, predicted soon after Dr. Taylor O’Rourke’s mysterious disappearance seeking the SuSAG Horror that she would be found and how. Chadworth said in his exclusive Tattler column that the eminent scientist would be found in “an unexpected place by those who were searching, but not for her”. Yesterday two naugahands were searching for a half dozen head of Polled Deneb Shorthorns who had escaped through a broken fence when they came across the hyper-amber encased xeno-crypto-zoologist. “We was cuttin’ sign when my cousin Clem saw this huge yeller thing laying flat on the ground.” said Wilfred Gimble of Two Sticks, Regina Prime, who describes himself as a loyal Tattler reader.
NEW STAR OF JENGHE RESCUE NEARLY DIES
IN FREAK ACCIDENT.
Carrie Turnbo, the newest female lead in the long running ultra-popular Tri-D action series Jenghe Rescue, was rescued herself by heroic efforts of cast and crew after a near fatal explosion in her trailer. “There was a bang and then the lights went out,” the shaken star said, “I could smell smoke and just started screaming.”
Witnesses said Blake Cummins, producer and star of the number one syndicated series in the Marches, lead a rush of people who pulled the towel clad young woman from the smoke filled trailer.Officials state that the hairspraycan seemed to be the key to the case and were investigating.