Tattler Issue 18

A Regina NewsFax published by the Cole Group.

Volume 1977 Issue Number 18 202-1122

Rottweillers an Endangered Species??

Mere days before the much anticipated rematch between Regina and Frenzy, the Rottweillers' power forward, Khah Ftyawwiyl, has fallen victim to the Regina Slasher! The mutilated body of the Aslan player was found to bear the telltale signs of Slasher's trademark talons of death. The victims of the Slasher have, up until now, been the lower class, not readily missed residents of Regina Up, but he or she (or it) appears to be going after bigger prey.
Not enough publicity? Or is the Slasher a Frenzy fan?

Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy!

Big congratulations are in order for Kitty Bitch and husband Behrel dom Camréal. After a mad cap romp around Regina Prime, her Bitchiness gave birth yesterday to four little Behrel juniors. Mom and babies are doing fine, and Dad should be all right with the correct combination of tranquilizers and caffeine. (Just kidding!) In a move that may surprise those who do not appreciate their contributions to the world of music, Kitty and Behrel have chosen to name their new sons after a group of Terran classical musicians, so we send our best wishes (and a basket of goodies) off to John, Paul, George, and Ringo dom Camréal.

Volume 1977 Issue Number 18	202-1122
Rottweillers an Endangered Species??
Mere days before the much anticipated rematch between Regina and Frenzy, the Rottweillers' power forward, Khah Ftyawwiyl, has fallen victim to the Regina Slasher! The mutilated body of the Aslan player was found to bear the telltale signs of Slasher's trademark talons of death.	The victims of the Slasher have, up until now, been the lower class, not readily missed residents of Regina Up, but he or she (or it) appears to be going after bigger prey. Not enough publicity? Or is the Slasher a Frenzy fan?
Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy!
Big congratulations are in order for Kitty Bitch and husband Behrel dom Camréal. After a mad cap romp around Regina Prime, her Bitchiness gave birth yesterday to four little Behrel juniors. Mom and babies are doing fine, and Dad should be all right with the correct combination of tranquilizers and caffeine. (Just kidding!)	In a move that may surprise those who do not appreciate their contributions to the world of music, Kitty and Behrel have chosen to name their new sons after a group of Terran classical musicians, so we send our best wishes (and a basket of goodies) off to John, Paul, George, and Ringo dom Camréal.