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"Perhaps now Jeffrey Hamilton will be able to rest in peace", said Tattler psychic the Amazing Chadworth. "It is the unpunished deaths, the unresolved lives that bring so much unrest to those who should be at peace." Hamilton, aka Bernard the bartender, has been in contact with the Amazing Chadworth since his death, with messages for the dead man's surviving family members. The Tattler will provide coverage of all the court proceedings connected to this case, in an effort to keep our readers informed of whatever details of Volkov's twisted past may be brought to light.
Volume 1977 Issue Number 19
203-1122
Bartender's Killer Nabbed by Globber
With the words "Nicolai Volkov, I arrest you in the name of the Emperor," the murderer of the Laughing Cadaver's bartender was taken into custody outside of the Bread and Bean coffee shop earlier today. Commissioner Seymore Globber himself made the arrest of the Solomani citizen and known mercenary, making good on the Commissioner's promise to bring the killer to justice.
The Cadaver's old site, now clean of the debris and ashes, has since been bought up by a holding company, and the employees and patrons are still without a home away from home. Some of the bar's former denizens feel that waiting for a trial, especially for a Solomani, is a waste of time, but while the emotions may be understandably running high, the Tattler staff would like to remind everyone that the authorities have lived up to their promises, and must be allowed to continue with the normal course of law.
The Return of Krag Kiron??
Correction
Rumor has it the infamous Krag Kiron has been spotted on Up Port, breaking heads and converting the unfaithful. Could this mean the return of one of grav-ball's greatest to the game? Call our Tip Line @ TAT-TLER if you know!
Please note that our Page 3 Girl, Miss Melody Laredo, was incorrectly listed as a "virgin" in issue 18. The text was meant to read "Virgo". We apologize for any confusion or inconvenience this may have caused.