New movie To Be Filmed On Up Port

Alberto Carrotte, producer of the new series Major Case Squad, has announced that the sequel to A Thousand Ways to Die will be filmed entirely on location on Regina Orbital Station. "Our sets on Rhylanor just lack that authentic gritty and dangerous aire", said Carrotte.

Some cast member have expressed concern about filming on the notorious starport, and security is expected to be extremely heavy. However, Dirk Savage, starring in the lead as Inspector Globber said he looked forward to immersing himself in the real thing.

"Savage should have little to fear on Regina", reports his agent Sal Salverstein. "Thanks to 11 Dick Salamander films, Dirk is a master of several deadly marshal arts and and expert with a variety of weapons."

Filming is expected to start in early 1122. The working title is The Kiss of Death.